The 1957 HDB block in Tiong Bahru still had no

lifts, but the walls were painted with chalk

ghosts—children drew them after the Occupation,

to scare off lingering Japanese soldiers. By

1963, the ghosts stayed because the new flats

smelled like wet concrete and forgotten prayers.

Chua Beng Huat, 19, got his NS callup letter on

the same day his auntie, Mui, buried her third

husband. She didn’t cry. She cooked three bowls

of nasi kunyit, sprinkled them with ground betel

nut, and whispered to the ceiling: “If you want

a man, take him. But don’t make him speak like a

kampung radio.”

Beng Huat ate the rice. Not out of hunger. Out

of guilt. His auntie had slapped him for

skipping the Hungry Ghost Festival. He thought

she was being superstitious. He didn’t know the

rice was laced with the last breath of her

husband’s Malay cousin, who died during the Sook

Ching purge—and whose soul still remembered how

to pray in three tongues.

Next morning, Beng Huat woke up screaming in

Tamil. Then Mandarin. Then Jawi. His Malay

girlfriend, Aisyah, found him reciting the Quran

backwards while eating kaya toast with his hands.

His Chinese girlfriend, Li Mei, caught him

chanting Hokkien folk rhymes over her mother’s

ancestral tablet.

Auntie Mui didn’t panic. She lit three joss

sticks—one for each spirit—and dumped a whole

bottle of arrack into the sink. “They’re arguing

over who gets him,” she said. “That’s why he’s

talking like a hawker stall on Chinese New Year.

The rules were simple: eat ghost rice during the

Nine Nights? You become a vessel. Speak more

than one tongue? You owe three families. Try to

pick one girlfriend? The spirits take your

future.

Beng Huat tried to run. He boarded a bus to

Pasir Ris, hoping to escape. At the stop, a

woman in a red cheongsam handed him a packet of

satay. He took it. When he bit into it, the meat

tasted like salted fish and jasmine. He wept.

That night, Aisyah brought him a copy of the

Quran. Li Mei brought him a red envelope with a

photo of his ancestors. Auntie Mui brought both

girls a plate of kueh lapis. “Eat,” she said.

“If you don’t, he’ll start speaking to the void—

and then we all go mad.”

They ate together.

By dawn, Beng Huat could speak only English.

Clean. Flat. No accents. No ghosts.

Auntie Mui smiled. “Good. Now you can join the

army without confusing the sergeants.”

The next week, he shipped out for NS.

But in every new barracks, the boys swear—when

the lights go out—he hums three different

lullabies at once.

And if you leave rice on your plate?

It’s always gone by morning.